Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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