Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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