Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

A man walks into a vagina

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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