- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Why can't february march Because april may

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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