What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

A man walked into a bar owch

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

hey hey apple

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Whats green? The color green.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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