- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Your mother is average.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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