- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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