- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse