Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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