1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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