A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Brain fart

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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what is 3+3= 8

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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