- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

What's white and black? Color blind.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

I agree

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

knock knock knock knock ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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