- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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