Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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