- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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