- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Urban ghettos

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

knock knock go away!!!

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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