A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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women rights

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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