What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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