Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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knock knock come in

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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