How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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