- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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