Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Black people having a Job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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