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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Your mother is average.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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