France had one revolution

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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