- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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