- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

kennah campion when she talks

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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