Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Small Penis.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Roses are red.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

women's rights

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Womans baksetball...

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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