- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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