- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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