- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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