- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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