i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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