Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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