- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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