How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Anti Joke

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