- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Guest what in the butt

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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