A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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