- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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