- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Good job, son.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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