What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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A women left the kitchen.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Hello.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Anti Joke

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