- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

I love pissing people off :P

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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