- Anti Joke

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

The chickens have become self-aware!

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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