- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

eat a hot dog

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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