- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Robin get in the batmobile!

Good job, son.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

antonis sister is mighty fine

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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