What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

An epileptic man attends a rave.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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