So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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womens rights.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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