What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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