- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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