What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A women left the kitchen.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Hello.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Anti Joke

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