- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Knock knock Come in

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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