What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

A lot eh?

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

salad days!

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Justin Bieber.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What is 9+10? 19

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Anti Joke

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