Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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