Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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