[Set up] [No punch line]

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

think twice or at least think

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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