- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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