- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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