- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Women's Rights

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Racial equality.

What did the old man say? Im old

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??