- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Your mother is average.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

How old are you? 7

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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