there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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