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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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