- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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