Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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