- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

1+1=2

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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