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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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