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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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