Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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