- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

i had sex.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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