drugs.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Charlie Sheen

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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