Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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