- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

A young baby died.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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