Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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breasts

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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