- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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