Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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