Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Dont read this joke

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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