why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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No!

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Women's rights

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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