- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

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